aj: mommy, i have a smarty tooth.
mom: you do! wait, what? a smarty tooth?
aj: yeah, a smarty tooth.
mom: well, what is this smarty tooth? where is it?
aj: it’s in the back of my mouth.
mom: oh! you mean a wisdom tooth!
aj: no. a smarty tooth. and daddy has one, too. you have a mommy tooth.
counselor: you got your t-shirt?
counselor: you got your lunch?
counselor: you got your master’s in chemical engineering?
dad: hehehehe! I’d rather he get a master’s in electrical engineering!
counselor: nah, chemical engineering is better!