some funny to cheer you up

aj: mommy, i have a smarty tooth.

mom: you do! wait, what? a smarty tooth?

aj: yeah, a smarty tooth.

mom: well, what is this smarty tooth? where is it?

aj: it’s in the back of my mouth.

mom: oh! you mean a wisdom tooth!

aj: no. a smarty tooth. and daddy has one, too. you have a mommy tooth.


camp counselor: hey, aj! it’s field trip day!  you got your backpack?

aj: yes

counselor: you got your t-shirt?

aj: yes

counselor: you got your lunch?

aj: yes

counselor: you got your master’s in chemical engineering?

aj: yes

dad: hehehehe! I’d rather he get a master’s in electrical engineering!

counselor: nah, chemical engineering is better!

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